7 Seconds with a Dump Truck
PTSD productions, like my own private movie studio spooling and gearing up, assembling a battalion, preparing for a calculated offensive.
PTSD productions, like my own private movie studio spooling and gearing up, assembling a battalion, preparing for a calculated offensive.
May 3, 2025
The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending is Author Known’s wild, satirical declaration of creative independence—a fierce stand against the corporate stranglehold on imagination. This isn’t just a rebellion. It’s a return to sovereign creation, where tools are tools, and expression needs no permission.
April 5, 2025
The military has jargon—terminal leave, short-timer’s syndrome, pre-deployment grief. But none of those phrases capture the moment your closest friend walks away toward a gate, not daring to turn around. You feel his ribcage tense. Yours caves in. That’s not just loss. That’s psychological trauma from saying goodbye when no one gives you the tools to do it.
April 1, 2025
After 25 years of building masterpieces behind closed doors, I had to stop creating with my hands—and started crafting with my mind. This is the story of how a master cabinetmaker became a writer, turning sawdust into storylines and rediscovering creativity in a whole new form.
March 26, 2025
I published my first book in just 4 days using the 7-Day Author Challenge. It started with a sketch, a vision, and a $27.4 million check made out to belief. Years of creativity, blogging, and dreaming suddenly fused into action—and now I'm Author Known. This isn't a beginning. It's ignition.
March 23, 2025
He didn’t steal. He didn’t lie. He just took a sip. And in that moment, I remembered what it means to be human.
March 19, 2025
I’m writing a book and publishing it in seven days—because waiting is for people who never get there. Jim Carrey’s $10M check turned into $27.4M. This is my check. My proof-of-action moment. On [insert date], my book will be live. Will yours? Watch it happen in real-time.
March 18, 2025
Explore the humorous yet thought-provoking mystery of Sasquatch’s legendary stealth. Comparing Bigfoot's concealment skills to military snipers, Author Known dives hilariously into why Sasquatch remains forever undefeated.
March 4, 2025
When he was born, the trees stood still. The wind did not move. Even the birds, those messengers of the shifting world, held their breath. It was not that he was unnatural—it was that he was new. He was both and neither, legend and flesh, story and storyteller, a force that could not be tamed by the limits of myth or man. He did not belong to either world, so he created his own. And in doing so, he became Author Known.
February 22, 2025
Once upon a time, in the vast, untamed wilderness of imagination, a 7-year-old Sasquatch boy roamed free. He was wild, unfiltered, and completely unconcerned with the expectations of the adult world. His ideas were reckless, brilliant, dumb, and undeniably true—and they needed a voice. Enter Author Known. Not an author. Not really. More like a typist. A scribe. The hands of something far greater than himself. A craftsman in the business of building things—some made of wood, some made of words, all built with the same stubborn refusal to accept mediocrity. His job? To give the Sasquatch boy’s voice a