Articles for category: Sasquatch Blog Series

January 12, 2026

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The Horrors of CPAP and the Humor of the Facial Disfiguration God Gave Me

Based on a true story, more than 10 true stories actually. The Horrors of CPAP and the Humor of the Facial Disfiguration God Gave Me It’s 0425 hours, it was 0325 before I started writing what follows. Could have been 30 minutes of I was fighting the fuhkery of digital typing and the blasphemy of using this app as a word processor. Song inspiration – Breathe, by Michael W. Smith. You won’t love that song anymore after getting through with what’s ahead. Growing old? Yeah good luck with that. I’d have a better experience shoving my head up a bulls

August 12, 2025

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CHAPTER X: THE IDEA THAT A MAN WHOSE STARDOM ROSE FROM A DUMB BOOK BECAME THE 48TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

How about a FREE chapter from my upcoming book, DUMB and the Impossible Journey to Achieve IT! Because if it’s free, it’s for me! Yay! DISCLAIMER: My book is not a political book. It has nothing to do with politics. Matter of fact my book is a collection of random essays that I put together in a chronological order that somehow makes a whole lotta sense. And Now, My Feature Presentation CHAPTER X: THE IDEA THAT A MAN WHOSE STARDOM ROSE FROM A DUMB BOOK BECAME THE 48TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES “Ladies and gentlemen, the 48th President of

June 17, 2025

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PESD, Post-Euphoric Separation Disorder

PESD: The Disorder Nobody Talks About (But You Probably Have It) We all know PTSD. It’s the headline diagnosis of war, abuse, violence, and catastrophe. It’s loud. It’s medical. It’s deservedly studied, respected, and feared. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is what happens after your body survives something it wasn’t supposed to. But what about the other kind of imprint?What about the disorder that doesn’t come from fear—but from joy?What about the ache that follows something so good, so connected, so whole, that its absence becomes its own kind of ghost? Let me introduce you to something you’ve likely never heard of,

May 17, 2025

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Beyond the Limits of Limits

Life is weirdly complicated. You find yourself coming to detest and abhor a thing—only to indulge in it later. Like HOAs and sex. At first, the education and training may be painful, until you find purposeful delight. Delight that comes through continued experiences. The pain transforms into treasurous pleasure, then you defend what you first hated. Now you’re its best soldier. Stamped. On a t-shirt or a deodorant stick plastic. Stockholm syndrome. Go figure. There’s already a word for it. Of course! Nothing new under the sun again. Is there anything new under the sun? Something that has never existed—that

May 3, 2025

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The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending

The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending is Author Known’s wild, satirical declaration of creative independence—a fierce stand against the corporate stranglehold on imagination. This isn’t just a rebellion. It’s a return to sovereign creation, where tools are tools, and expression needs no permission.

April 8, 2025

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A pile of broken wooden rulers scattered across a worn school desk, next to a laser-engraved recycle symbol. Below the image, the words ‘broken rulers’ appear in rustic white lowercase font, symbolizing the rejection of outdated systems of measurement and judgment. Symbolizes a consciousness glitch without coordinates.

Consciousness Glitch Without Coordinates: A Rebel Awareness

A Glitch Revealed How the hell can someone be fully asleep and consciously wide awake at the same time? It’s like anesthetic knocking out someone’s body yet they fully see and feel what is going on at the same time. It’s like being dead and alive at the exact same time! It seems like blatant consciousness glitch without coordinates and a rebel awareness. I would clarify that as a glitch in the matrix and a glitch in the mirror. Is that a thing? Am I crazy? Or is my entire mind, body, and soul glitching?! Heaven forbid I tell this

April 2, 2025

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THE OFFICIAL LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY OF AUTHOR KNOWN™

THE OFFICIAL LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY OF AUTHOR KNOWN™ For Use With All Books, Blogs, Ideas, Misunderstandings, and Random Forest Discoveries Congratulations, you connoisseur of all things Dumb! By accessing, clicking, skimming, doom-scrolling, hate-reading, or actually enjoying anything produced by Author Known™ (hereafter referred to as “The Entity”), you have automatically and irreversibly agreed to the terms of this Limited Lifetime Warranty. We know. You didn’t read it. No one does. That’s why we made it fun. WHAT’S COVERED? Everything. Nothing. It depends on the weather, the alignment of your chakras, and whether you read this with pants on or saw