Articles for author: AuthorKnown

January 12, 2026

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The Horrors of CPAP and the Humor of the Facial Disfiguration God Gave Me

Based on a true story, more than 10 true stories actually. The Horrors of CPAP and the Humor of the Facial Disfiguration God Gave Me It’s 0425 hours, it was 0325 before I started writing what follows. Could have been 30 minutes of I was fighting the fuhkery of digital typing and the blasphemy of using this app as a word processor. Song inspiration – Breathe, by Michael W. Smith. You won’t love that song anymore after getting through with what’s ahead. Growing old? Yeah good luck with that. I’d have a better experience shoving my head up a bulls

August 12, 2025

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CHAPTER X: THE IDEA THAT A MAN WHOSE STARDOM ROSE FROM A DUMB BOOK BECAME THE 48TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

How about a FREE chapter from my upcoming book, DUMB and the Impossible Journey to Achieve IT! Because if it’s free, it’s for me! Yay! DISCLAIMER: My book is not a political book. It has nothing to do with politics. Matter of fact my book is a collection of random essays that I put together in a chronological order that somehow makes a whole lotta sense. And Now, My Feature Presentation CHAPTER X: THE IDEA THAT A MAN WHOSE STARDOM ROSE FROM A DUMB BOOK BECAME THE 48TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES “Ladies and gentlemen, the 48th President of

June 17, 2025

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PESD, Post-Euphoric Separation Disorder

PESD: The Disorder Nobody Talks About (But You Probably Have It) We all know PTSD. It’s the headline diagnosis of war, abuse, violence, and catastrophe. It’s loud. It’s medical. It’s deservedly studied, respected, and feared. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is what happens after your body survives something it wasn’t supposed to. But what about the other kind of imprint?What about the disorder that doesn’t come from fear—but from joy?What about the ache that follows something so good, so connected, so whole, that its absence becomes its own kind of ghost? Let me introduce you to something you’ve likely never heard of,

May 17, 2025

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Beyond the Limits of Limits

Life is weirdly complicated. You find yourself coming to detest and abhor a thing—only to indulge in it later. Like HOAs and sex. At first, the education and training may be painful, until you find purposeful delight. Delight that comes through continued experiences. The pain transforms into treasurous pleasure, then you defend what you first hated. Now you’re its best soldier. Stamped. On a t-shirt or a deodorant stick plastic. Stockholm syndrome. Go figure. There’s already a word for it. Of course! Nothing new under the sun again. Is there anything new under the sun? Something that has never existed—that

May 3, 2025

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The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending

The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending is Author Known’s wild, satirical declaration of creative independence—a fierce stand against the corporate stranglehold on imagination. This isn’t just a rebellion. It’s a return to sovereign creation, where tools are tools, and expression needs no permission.

April 21, 2025

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Old white church with a cross on top and a "For Sale" sign in front, symbolizing abandonment and transition. Clear blue sky and bare trees in the background.

How a Truck Breakdown Led to a 25-Year Reunion on Easter Weekend

Well, this has been an interesting weekend. It’s an Easter weekend reunion—of all days. Four-twenty-2025. Easter Sunday. Yeah, imagine that. 420 and Easter weekend. Not necessary a “risen” I was expecting, buuut it’s me, writing these words like an unfiltered, 7-year-old Sasquatch boy. I love that kid so much! This post is about how a truck breakdown led me to a 25-Year reunion on Easter weekend. Anyway, I’m in Montgomery, Alabama. I’m here because, well, I wasn’t supposed to be—but I am. You see, I was home after long months of trucking and wanted to enjoy at least ten days

April 8, 2025

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A pile of broken wooden rulers scattered across a worn school desk, next to a laser-engraved recycle symbol. Below the image, the words ‘broken rulers’ appear in rustic white lowercase font, symbolizing the rejection of outdated systems of measurement and judgment. Symbolizes a consciousness glitch without coordinates.

Consciousness Glitch Without Coordinates: A Rebel Awareness

A Glitch Revealed How the hell can someone be fully asleep and consciously wide awake at the same time? It’s like anesthetic knocking out someone’s body yet they fully see and feel what is going on at the same time. It’s like being dead and alive at the exact same time! It seems like blatant consciousness glitch without coordinates and a rebel awareness. I would clarify that as a glitch in the matrix and a glitch in the mirror. Is that a thing? Am I crazy? Or is my entire mind, body, and soul glitching?! Heaven forbid I tell this