Articles for category: The Thing That Should Not Be

April 2, 2025

AuthorKnown

Embossed gold seal with Sasquatch footprints, a candy cane, shepherd’s cane, and a milk sandwich, labeled “Limited Lifetime – Guaranteed for the Life of the Thing.”

THE OFFICIAL LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY OF AUTHOR KNOWN™

THE OFFICIAL LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY OF AUTHOR KNOWN™ For Use With All Books, Blogs, Ideas, Misunderstandings, and Random Forest Discoveries Congratulations, you connoisseur of all things Dumb! By accessing, clicking, skimming, doom-scrolling, hate-reading, or actually enjoying anything produced by Author Known™ (hereafter referred to as “The Entity”), you have automatically and irreversibly agreed to the terms of this Limited Lifetime Warranty. We know. You didn’t read it. No one does. That’s why we made it fun. WHAT’S COVERED? Everything. Nothing. It depends on the weather, the alignment of your chakras, and whether you read this with pants on or saw

March 22, 2025

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Walked up to speak with a cactus at Saguaro National Park and a nice, long, 8-mile bike ride.

Published my First Book Today

This just a quick blog post to say today I published my first ebook and paperback book. I have been writing a launch post the latter part of the day and will post that when the books go live on Amazon. So excited and exhausted. We did go on an 8-mile bike ride and saw the biggest cactii en masses at Saguaro National Park in Tuscan, AZ though! I’m not getting any SEO brownie points on this one.

March 21, 2025

AuthorKnown

Very Generic Blog Post

Just getting this blog post in before the clock strikes midnight. I have been working hard to publish my first book. It is short and sweet and desirable like a fancy cake from Hoboken, more on that later. I have my first final manuscript, my cover, and ISBNs, and I’m on my way! Oh, right, the title is, A Glitch in the Mirror, The Illusionist’s Truth. At some point during all the work I did today, I found some very helpful information from another author who shares about her publishing journey. Her name is M.K. Williams. Today’s lesson for me

March 16, 2025

AuthorKnown

Alt Text: A rugged, mythical figure named Squaldo stands with a weathered tool belt and an overstuffed backpack, embodying the fusion of Waldo and Sasquatch. He wears a red-and-white striped shirt with suspenders, his arms and legs covered in thick fur, and his large, bare feet planted firmly on the ground. His face, framed by a bushy beard and round spectacles, exudes wisdom and mystery. His gear is packed with an assortment of tools, hinting at his role as a craftsman, builder, and wanderer. The text "@AuthorKnown.com" appears at the bottom, grounding him within a larger creative journey. Squaldo is not simply lost—he is intentionally lost, embracing the eternal adventure of discovery.

Unleashing Squaldo: Rediscovering Mischief and Original Thought in a Conformist World

In a world that often feels like it’s been put through a corporate rinse cycle—where originality is rarer than a unicorn in a parking lot—we find ourselves yearning for something unexpected. Something unpredictable. Something a little… mischievous. Enter Squaldo. Not just a name. Not just an idea. Squaldo is a state of mind, the embodiment of rebellion against the dull and the predictable. He is the whisper in your ear urging you to take the scenic route, the spirit of every half-baked scheme that just might work, and the sworn enemy of uninspired routine. Squaldo is here to remind us