Morning Stroll: A Scary Sasquatch’s Perspective
Now, if you ever have the opportunity to hear a human tell a story about a Sasquatch encounter—well, we don’t know if we want to recommend you do it.
Articles for category: Sasquatch Psychology
The Art of Vanishing: Waldo, Sasquatch, and the Modern Struggle to Disappear
Waldo hides in the crowd, while Sasquatch vanishes into the wild—two masters of disappearance in a world that refuses to forget.
Sasquatch Advisory: You Can’t Fix Stupid, So Why Bother?
Sasquatch figured out long ago that silence is the best way to avoid human nonsense. Shut up and observe.
March 11, 2025
Dumb and the People Who Should Have Kept Their Opinions to Themselves
You ever notice how some folks have more opinions than they do common sense? And not just a couple more—like a Costco-sized, bulk-pack surplus of them. If the old saying were true, and opinions were really like buttholes—one per person—life might be a little easier. Instead, people have a seemingly endless supply, firing them off like a malfunctioning T-shirt cannon at a minor league baseball game. Now, I’ve never been one to shy away from a good conversation, even a heated debate. A little back and forth keeps the mind sharp. But there’s a special kind of dumb that comes
Beyond the Rabbit Hole: A Guide to the Many Ways You Can Fall Into the Unknown
I was thinking… There comes a moment when a person, perhaps fueled by too much curiosity or not enough sleep, finds themselves deep in the Rabbit Hole—a place where thoughts spiral, internet searches never end, and what started as “how deep is the ocean?” turns into “are we living in a simulation, and does my dog know?” For most, this is the point where they recognize they should probably go to bed. For others—those with an unchecked thirst for knowledge (or gin)—the Rabbit Hole isn’t the end. It’s just the entry point. Beyond it, things get… strange. So, what happens
The Sasquatch Who Knew Too Much (And Why Humans Are Too Dumb to Listen)
A Hairy Tale of Wisdom and Woe Deep in the uncharted wilderness, past the reach of 5G signals and human common sense, lives a creature of extraordinary intelligence—a Sasquatch so enlightened, so profoundly wise, that his every grunt contains the secrets of the cosmos. But do humans listen? Of course not. Much like an all-knowing husband who foresees disaster before his wife even finishes saying, “Oh, it’ll be fine,” this Sasquatch suffers the same fate: being perpetually ignored, dismissed, and conveniently proven right only when it’s far too late. This is the story of Sasquatch the Scapegoat, the ancient, unshaven
