Articles for category: Sasquatch Blog Series

May 17, 2025

AuthorKnown

Beyond the Limits of Limits

Life is weirdly complicated. You find yourself coming to detest and abhor a thing—only to indulge in it later. Like HOAs and sex. At first, the education and training may be painful, until you find purposeful delight. Delight that comes through continued experiences. The pain transforms into treasurous pleasure, then you defend what you first hated. Now you’re its best soldier. Stamped. On a t-shirt or a deodorant stick plastic. Stockholm syndrome. Go figure. There’s already a word for it. Of course! Nothing new under the sun again. Is there anything new under the sun? Something that has never existed—that

May 3, 2025

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The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending

The Squaldo Manifesto: Patent Pending is Author Known’s wild, satirical declaration of creative independence—a fierce stand against the corporate stranglehold on imagination. This isn’t just a rebellion. It’s a return to sovereign creation, where tools are tools, and expression needs no permission.

April 8, 2025

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A pile of broken wooden rulers scattered across a worn school desk, next to a laser-engraved recycle symbol. Below the image, the words ‘broken rulers’ appear in rustic white lowercase font, symbolizing the rejection of outdated systems of measurement and judgment. Symbolizes a consciousness glitch without coordinates.

Consciousness Glitch Without Coordinates: A Rebel Awareness

A Glitch Revealed How the hell can someone be fully asleep and consciously wide awake at the same time? It’s like anesthetic knocking out someone’s body yet they fully see and feel what is going on at the same time. It’s like being dead and alive at the exact same time! It seems like blatant consciousness glitch without coordinates and a rebel awareness. I would clarify that as a glitch in the matrix and a glitch in the mirror. Is that a thing? Am I crazy? Or is my entire mind, body, and soul glitching?! Heaven forbid I tell this

April 2, 2025

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Embossed gold seal with Sasquatch footprints, a candy cane, shepherd’s cane, and a milk sandwich, labeled “Limited Lifetime – Guaranteed for the Life of the Thing.”

THE OFFICIAL LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY OF AUTHOR KNOWN™

THE OFFICIAL LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY OF AUTHOR KNOWN™ For Use With All Books, Blogs, Ideas, Misunderstandings, and Random Forest Discoveries Congratulations, you connoisseur of all things Dumb! By accessing, clicking, skimming, doom-scrolling, hate-reading, or actually enjoying anything produced by Author Known™ (hereafter referred to as “The Entity”), you have automatically and irreversibly agreed to the terms of this Limited Lifetime Warranty. We know. You didn’t read it. No one does. That’s why we made it fun. WHAT’S COVERED? Everything. Nothing. It depends on the weather, the alignment of your chakras, and whether you read this with pants on or saw

March 22, 2025

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Walked up to speak with a cactus at Saguaro National Park and a nice, long, 8-mile bike ride.

Published my First Book Today

This just a quick blog post to say today I published my first ebook and paperback book. I have been writing a launch post the latter part of the day and will post that when the books go live on Amazon. So excited and exhausted. We did go on an 8-mile bike ride and saw the biggest cactii en masses at Saguaro National Park in Tuscan, AZ though! I’m not getting any SEO brownie points on this one.

March 21, 2025

AuthorKnown

Very Generic Blog Post

Just getting this blog post in before the clock strikes midnight. I have been working hard to publish my first book. It is short and sweet and desirable like a fancy cake from Hoboken, more on that later. I have my first final manuscript, my cover, and ISBNs, and I’m on my way! Oh, right, the title is, A Glitch in the Mirror, The Illusionist’s Truth. At some point during all the work I did today, I found some very helpful information from another author who shares about her publishing journey. Her name is M.K. Williams. Today’s lesson for me