March 19, 2025
I’m writing a book and publishing it in seven days—because waiting is for people who never get there. Jim Carrey’s $10M check turned into $27.4M. This is my check. My proof-of-action moment. On [insert date], my book will be live. Will yours? Watch it happen in real-time.
March 11, 2025
You ever notice how some folks have more opinions than they do common sense? And not just a couple more—like a Costco-sized, bulk-pack surplus of them. If the old saying were true, and opinions were really like buttholes—one per person—life might be a little easier. Instead, people have a seemingly endless supply, firing them off like a malfunctioning T-shirt cannon at a minor league baseball game. Now, I’ve never been one to shy away from a good conversation, even a heated debate. A little back and forth keeps the mind sharp. But there’s a special kind of dumb that comes
March 9, 2025
"They tell you the strings keep you safe, that without them, you’d fall. But what they don’t mention is that the moment you cut them, you finally learn how to stand on your own."
February 24, 2025
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far here, humanity faced its greatest challenge: space travel at warp speed. The problem wasn’t just physics—it was energy. Every attempt to propel a ship past the speed of light ended in disaster: melted hulls, spontaneous combustion, and one unfortunate incident where a ship ended up somehow traveling backward in time to 1347, arriving just in time for the Black Plague. NASA didn’t love the paperwork on that one. Enter Dr. Fiona Brewster, astrophysicist, engineer, and part-time barista at the NASA coffee station. Her passion for coffee wasn’t just about staying awake
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