Morning Stroll: A Scary Sasquatch’s Perspective
Now, if you ever have the opportunity to hear a human tell a story about a Sasquatch encounter—well, we don’t know if we want to recommend you do it.
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March 16, 2025
Unleashing Squaldo: Rediscovering Mischief and Original Thought in a Conformist World
In a world that often feels like it’s been put through a corporate rinse cycle—where originality is rarer than a unicorn in a parking lot—we find ourselves yearning for something unexpected. Something unpredictable. Something a little… mischievous. Enter Squaldo. Not just a name. Not just an idea. Squaldo is a state of mind, the embodiment of rebellion against the dull and the predictable. He is the whisper in your ear urging you to take the scenic route, the spirit of every half-baked scheme that just might work, and the sworn enemy of uninspired routine. Squaldo is here to remind us
March 15, 2025
When Fred Ran Through the Woods and the Sasquatch Boy Took the Stage (Part 2 of 2)
What if young Fred Rogers had run wild through the woods, and the seven-year-old Sasquatch boy had taken the stage? One would carve stories into trees, the other would turn television into a boundless adventure. Their worlds may seem different, but together, they remind us that wonder and wisdom are two sides of the same coin.
March 14, 2025
Fred Rogers and the Seven-Year-Old Sasquatch Boy: A Laugh That Echoes Through Time (Part 1 of 2)
Fred Rogers built a Neighborhood; the seven-year-old Sasquatch boy ran wild through the trees. One nurtured kindness with quiet wisdom, the other with fearless abandon. Yet, their laughter echoes the same truth.
March 14, 2025
Author Known: Mischief, Meaning, and the Lost Art of Original Thought
At the heart of this site is a mission to rediscover the lost art of original thinking and authentic living. Blending humor, wit, philosophy, and adventure, Author Known (and his eclectic cast of characters like Sasquatch, Waldo, and the mythical Squaldo) will challenge the noise, monotony, and superficial clutter of modern life.
The Art of Vanishing: Waldo, Sasquatch, and the Modern Struggle to Disappear
Waldo hides in the crowd, while Sasquatch vanishes into the wild—two masters of disappearance in a world that refuses to forget.
Sasquatch Advisory: You Can’t Fix Stupid, So Why Bother?
Sasquatch figured out long ago that silence is the best way to avoid human nonsense. Shut up and observe.
March 11, 2025
Dumb and the People Who Should Have Kept Their Opinions to Themselves
You ever notice how some folks have more opinions than they do common sense? And not just a couple more—like a Costco-sized, bulk-pack surplus of them. If the old saying were true, and opinions were really like buttholes—one per person—life might be a little easier. Instead, people have a seemingly endless supply, firing them off like a malfunctioning T-shirt cannon at a minor league baseball game. Now, I’ve never been one to shy away from a good conversation, even a heated debate. A little back and forth keeps the mind sharp. But there’s a special kind of dumb that comes
March 10, 2025
The Author Known Guide to Growing, Processing, and Selling Carolina Reaper Powder on Half Acre—The Right Way
DISCLAIMER: This is just a vision I have for a later project. TBT I wanna see if the evil AI ChatGPT can really help me become an overnight millionaire; not really, I’m doing this for life, not the dollar although that pollution is an unfortunate byproduct. No accidental chemical warfare via spicy air currents are intended to blow over onto the PITA neighbor. No sir, no ma’am, keeping it all about farming, processing, and making a legal, profitable product without causing any pepper-related casualties. The Author Known Guide to Growing, Processing, and Selling Carolina Reaper Powder on ½ Acre—The Right
March 9, 2025
The Boy, The Sasquatch, and The End of the World (Again)
"They tell you the strings keep you safe, that without them, you’d fall. But what they don’t mention is that the moment you cut them, you finally learn how to stand on your own."
