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Warp-Speed Coffee: The Best Part of Waking Up… is Breaking Light Speed

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far here, humanity faced its greatest challenge: space travel at warp speed. The problem wasn’t just physics—it was energy. Every attempt to propel a ship past the speed of light ended in disaster: melted hulls, spontaneous combustion, and one unfortunate incident where a ship ended up somehow traveling backward in time to 1347, arriving just in time for the Black Plague. NASA didn’t love the paperwork on that one. Enter Dr. Fiona Brewster, astrophysicist, engineer, and part-time barista at the NASA coffee station. Her passion for coffee wasn’t just about staying awake