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February 24, 2025

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Warp-Speed Coffee: The Best Part of Waking Up… is Breaking Light Speed

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far here, humanity faced its greatest challenge: space travel at warp speed. The problem wasn’t just physics—it was energy. Every attempt to propel a ship past the speed of light ended in disaster: melted hulls, spontaneous combustion, and one unfortunate incident where a ship ended up somehow traveling backward in time to 1347, arriving just in time for the Black Plague. NASA didn’t love the paperwork on that one. Enter Dr. Fiona Brewster, astrophysicist, engineer, and part-time barista at the NASA coffee station. Her passion for coffee wasn’t just about staying awake

February 22, 2025

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Who is Author Known? The Masked Hands of a Sasquatch Boy’s Genius

Once upon a time, in the vast, untamed wilderness of imagination, a 7-year-old Sasquatch boy roamed free. He was wild, unfiltered, and completely unconcerned with the expectations of the adult world. His ideas were reckless, brilliant, dumb, and undeniably true—and they needed a voice. Enter Author Known. Not an author. Not really. More like a typist. A scribe. The hands of something far greater than himself. A craftsman in the business of building things—some made of wood, some made of words, all built with the same stubborn refusal to accept mediocrity. His job? To give the Sasquatch boy’s voice a